Einstein's theory of little relatives:
Happy Mother's Day to you and all of your relatives...
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6 comments:
awww... he looks so small in that big shirt, I just want to hug him. Happy Mother's Day :)
Great picture!
Happy Mom's Day Bec!
Pascale
What a sweet photo and cute shirt! Happy Mothers Day to you!
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
> JOB DESCRIPTION- MOM
>
> This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, no one would
have
> done it!!!!
>
> POSITION:
>
> Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Momma, Ma
>
> JOB DESCRIPTION:
>
>
> Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work
in an
> often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent
communication
> and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours,
which
will
> include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some
> overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites
on
> rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities.
Travel
> expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
>
> RESPONSIBILITIES:
>
>
> The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least
> temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue
> repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule
and be
> able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this
time,
the
> screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be
willing
> to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget
repair,
> mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone
calls,
> maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework
projects.
> Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients
of
all
> ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one
minute,
an
> embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety
testing
of
> a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must
> always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume
final,
> complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
> Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work
> throughout the facility.
>
> POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT &PROMOTION:
>
> Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for
years,
> without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills,
so
that
> those in your charge can ultimately surpass you. There is usually
one
> promotion........ To Grandmother!
>
>
> PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
>
>
> None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a
> continually exhausting basis.
>
> WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
>
>
> Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A
balloon
> payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that
college
will
> help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them
> whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme
is
that
> you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
>
> BENEFITS:
>
>
> While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition
> reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered;
this
job
> supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs
for
life
> if you play your cards right.
>
> Forward this on to all the Moms you know, in appreciation for
> everything they do on a daily basis, and
>
> Let them know they are appreciated. Plus, being a mother, I'm
too
tired
> to type everyone's name.
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