Thank you for happening upon the GGC. I had no idea that Tom Cruise planned to eat Katie's Plac-sack until all y'all googled that shit and found me. In fact, T-delish is probably macking some nutes(nutrients)steak as I type. Mmmmmmm. I know! Anyway, if you are *interested* in placenta eating, go here. My girls have plenty of recipes, etc so you can have a Placenta-bake of your own! Totally.I also would like to thank the Drudge Report for exposing all to the placenta-eat-a-thon. Kick ass.
And to whoever was searching for "Tom Cruise Eats Son's Placenta," Katie had a baby girl, Duh. And to the person who was searching "Tom eats human placenta" I'm not positive *it* is human. Perhaps, mineral?
Anyway, in case you were born on Neptune (and can somehow read blogs from your oxygen dome) Katie Holmes had her Hebrew-named Scientolgista this morning.
Mazeltof to the happy family, and/or may Mars be with her!
GGC
-picture stolen from Hot Momma Drama. Say, word.
9 comments:
Sweet! I didn't know TomKat had their little scientolgista. Thanks for the update.
I hope she chews her placenta pizza with her mouth closed (you know the whole silent first week thing and all). :)
Honestly, is Tom really going to eat her placenta? That would be the most radical thing to hear in celebrity news in a long time... Shake it up a little more Tom!
They were talking about that possibility on the radio too... is placenta-eating a scientologist thing?
I want photos. A placenta-eating Tom Cruise is good times. Sadly, I don't think he will be eating the thing, probably just another publicity ploy. (His publicist must hate him.)
I betcha Tomkat will end up wearing her plactastic as a space helmet or something. That's so of the future...
Do you know what the name means?
BWHAHAHAH Free playboy spam on a post about placenta eating.. i figured placenta eating would be enough to shrivel any erection!
HAHAHAHAHA! Placenta eating = XXX Hottness.
Oh and Suri is Hebrew for princess. Snicker, snicker.
Gross. Grossgrossgross GROOOOOOSSSSSS. Blech. Gross.
How like a Narcissistic Tom to eat what the mother is supposed to replenish her body with. I read that "Suri" is Persian via Hebrew (there were a lot of Jews in Iran).
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